I told the E-Trade Corporate Actions department they got caught with their pants down, red handed, and the gig was up... and he laughed and said, "well...." and silence.

I then said, "How much was it? Or won't your superiors let you tell me? $5 million? More? Not susprised considering it's not the first time you've been caught."

E-Turd: "Is there anything else I can help you with?"