Posted On: 11/29/2015 3:21:37 PM
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I went to the doctor and asked,
"Do you treat alcoholics?" "Yes" said the doctor. "Oh good" I said. "Get your coat on, I'm thirsty."
Did you hear about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later you're hungry for power.
Doctor says to his patient, "I'm not sure how to treat your condition. You have perfect health."
I asked my wife, "Honey, why are you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" She said, "Because I married the wrong man."
My grandpa sent his photo to a Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back and said they weren't that lonely.
"Do you treat alcoholics?" "Yes" said the doctor. "Oh good" I said. "Get your coat on, I'm thirsty."
Did you hear about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later you're hungry for power.
Doctor says to his patient, "I'm not sure how to treat your condition. You have perfect health."
I asked my wife, "Honey, why are you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" She said, "Because I married the wrong man."
My grandpa sent his photo to a Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back and said they weren't that lonely.
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