Why name calling? Very mature. I guess that's normal of a grown man?

I guess us "conservative investors" are just too stupid. I'll forward the memo to other conservative investors that mutual funds are incredibly stupid plays. Let's see, does anyone know how to contact Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, or any other of the world's billionaires?

I don't know how much you're down with RMHB, but I bet that's about as rough as it can get.