Mikey is cracking jokes about MVP...at least we will have his support to get the pps moving up until he sells out and begins trying to reload:

Everyone please return to your seat quickly. The captain has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign. We are expecting some serious turbulence as this shuttle is about to blast into orbit toward .0010. 

Please finish all of your beverages now, MVP is coming by to collect all of your beverage cans for his recycling coins.