What is excess?
Sex spelled backwards.

I'm considering a new type of business . . .
... Delivering scones to homes by drones... "Scones away"

I am a kid at heart…
and a 52 year old coal miner at liver.

"Daddy, how are babies made?"
"Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink…"

What was I like in high school? You know that guy who drove a Camaro and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus…

The average Apple employee works...
6 hours longer per day than an Apple battery.

70% of writing is… writi

Do regular dogs see police dogs...
and think “oh shit, it’s the cops!”

I want a sex change...
from "none" to "some".

If the shoe fits...
congratulations, you've correctly measured your feet.

I'll apologize for burning your house down…
if you apologize for telling me I "overreact."

Why do the cops use drug-sniffing dogs ?
Wouldn't non-using dogs be more reliable ?