I met a French guy on vacation and he insisted I start drinking and smoking with him. Eventually I gave in to the Pierre pressure.

There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they're still at large.

At what age is it
appropriate for me to tell my dogs that they're adopted ?

Eskimos eat whale meat and blubber. I'd blubber too if I had to eat whale meat.

I just bought a vibrating cock ring. Now my roosters refuse to fight.

I had a wet dream last night. I fell asleep in the bathtub.

I surprised my wife last night during sex with a little maneuver I like to call "coming home early."