If you guys are correct about the flight school, Darth Dork must be one of these people:
At Galvin Flying Services we are pleased to have a long list of qualified flight instructors. Look them up here by last name.

Alter, Keith: CFI, CFII, MEI & ATP Knisley, Emily: CFI & CFII
Andersen, Scott: CFI, CFII, & MEI Lehde, Matt: CFI, CFII & MEI
Bailey, Shawn: CFI, CFII & MEI Lilje, James: CFI, CFII, MEI & ATP
Balzarini, Brandi: CFI Lynn, Eric: Chief Flight Instructor & Manager
Cords, Tyler: CFI, CFII & MEI McGoldrick, Jack: CFI & CFII
Cowan, David: CFI, CFII, MEI & ATP Nishimura, Shimon: CFI, CFII & MEI
Diaz, Derek: CFI & CFII Ohtomo, Akitoshi: CFI
Effner, Jake: CFI, CFII & MEI Oswald, Mike: CFI, CFII, MEI & ATP
Emerson, Robert: CFI, CFII, MEI & ATP Quarles, Brian: Assistant Chief Flight Instructor
Fitzgerald, Charles: CFI & CFII Quiat, Len: CFI, CFII & MEI
Fuller, Jon-Samuel: CFI & CFII Reiser, Mat: CFI
Hansen, John: CFI Schwartz, Daniel: CFI, CFII & MEI
Hasting, Grant: CFI; CFII Smith, Chris: CFI & CFII
Henry, Kelsey: CFI Williams, Bruce: CFI & CFII
Henry, Nick: CFI & CFII Wycoff, Jon: CFI & CFII
Johnson, Richard: CFI, CFII, MEI & ATP Zoch, Carl: CFI, CFII & MEI
Kemink, Austin: CFI, CFII & MEI