1. Ability to read every post 24/7.
2. Ability to fortune tell the exact percentage of persons your going to piss off by deleting a post,
3. Willing to accept death threats, stolen identity, losing ones loved ones and damaged appendages
4. Ownership of at least 97% of the company
5. Mental telepathy to at least 4 board members
6. Sleeping with at least one employees girl/boyfriend and related to minimum 2 executive members of each division

Pretty simple!