AAPL.If ever there was an event that should be "baked in" it is this one. The only thing left to be determined is how boring the presentation will be.

Apple fans fantasize about big productions of the past, with Steve wowing the audience, they are in the past.

Since Steve, these Apple presentations have are defined by old white guys with dress shirts hanging out over their jeans and hiding their paunches, in some cases, and Tim gushing on about "incredible products in the pipeline" which he has yet to produce a "needle mover".