Perhaps if someone who can stand going over to the other board could post about the many ways that this could gap up on a press release next week, and about how there are other stocks that are much safer shorts than this.... you can use their stupid method of putting an asterisk in place of one of the letters of the stock symbol you're suggesting as a better candidate.

Maybe some of the baby bears will get the message that they are seriously looking at total ruin and inability to get out of their short position. (Although I have to say, I'd really rather have them stay and discover first-hand what happens to you when you are short the wrong stock.)