Dear God, no. Just saying how it makes no sense. It's one thing to TAKE a call, another to respond. As if someone from the FAA is going to take the time to call you back, not knowing you, and furnish you with information they legally cannot.

On that note, I just called Belichick's wife and she gave me the low-down on the Pats' Week 1 gameplan. Called me back, even. Kind lass. Looks killer.

SHM.