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Big Tuna's Daily Laugh
Posted On: 08/23/2015 3:14:30 PM
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Posted By: getmoreshares
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said,

"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

Moral: Don't let your kids watch too much TV.

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