LT,

Have you ever tried to get a girl to like you enough to go on a date, she keeps saying "you can ask again in a couple of months."

After many attempts, she keeps rejecting you and putting you off, so you keep trying.

One day, while still in that waiting time zone she imposed, you hit the Powerball Lottery for the largest pot since it's inception!

Suddenly, she knocks at your front door. "Hi there my handsome LT. How about we go out tonight, the next night, as many nights as you want and I'll do ANYTHING you want me to."

You reply, "no thanks, but you can ask me again in two months."

Then, you slam the door so hard the generated wind blows her off the porch!!!