Oh ye faint of heart, why come ye to the Valley Of Risky Trading if you have not the fortitude to hang with our mighty bretheren. Go forth then ye slackers from this place, that me and mine may grow fat on the fruits of Baltia, and reap the rewards left behind by those whose faith is lost.


I posted this on scumhub. I had to share it here because I'm confident it will be deleted soon....