After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Mitch remembered he had a Dentist appt. However, he was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath. So, he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times and on top of that, he gargled a whole bottle of Listerine. As he arrived at the dentist office, he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up and the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident and relaxed, Mitch opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close and said, “Mother of God, did you have sex in the 69 position before you came here?”
Mitch was stunned, turned to his dentist and said, “Does my breath smell like pussy?
“No,” the dentist replied, “your forehead smells like shit!”