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Big Tuna's Daily Laugh
Posted On: 08/10/2015 5:46:35 PM
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Posted By: getmoreshares
The invisible man married the invisible woman...
Their kids were nothing to look at, either...

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.

We had random drugs testing at work today…
but couldn't decide which one was best.

I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year…
only 13 to go.

Asked my girlfriend...
to act like a “naughty school girl”…so she forged a note from her mom saying she didn’t have to participate.

My wife can spot a tiny stain on my shirt...
from across the room but can’t see the mailbox when she’s backing up?

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"...
is terrible advice for a recovering alcoholic.

What is the capital of Greece? About $10

Someone asked my grandfather if he wears diapers.

My grandfather said "Depends"

On what? the guy asked.

On my ass, said my grandfather, where else?

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