He needs to write a book.

"The Life & Times of Baltia Air Lines @ Investors Hangout"

Author: Overthinking, Lamborghini Huracan dreaming, Library clerk
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or,

Author: Hopeful, Lamborghini Gallardo Super Trofeo Strasdale 570-4 dreaming, library clerk
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or,

Author: Bouncing off the walls, Alfa 4C wanting, Library clerk
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or,

Author: Laughing so hard, Lamborghini Aventador dreaming, Library clerk
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Many others to choose from...LOL!!!