No way this is really ChitClown but it sure is funny to read and nicely put together.

Go NTEK!

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ChitownMike312 ‏@ChitownMike314 13h13 hours ago
Just so you guys know. I don't really like that Benji guy in person. On ihub, I am forced to interact with him. I don't have a choice.

ChitownMike312 ‏@ChitownMike314 14h14 hours ago
Okay. I feel so stupid. Ultraflix IS INDEED ON THE SONY!!!! #NTEK #Ultraflix #HeresAPicture

ChitownMike312 ‏@ChitownMike314 Apr 9
Dear Diary, Life is hell for me now since all the #NTEK longs left. Now, it's me and Nitwit jerkin each other off. There's no money in that.