What was the mane of that lemonade stand that you used to run?

Oh, that's right, you have never run a lemonade stand, let alone any other profitable business.

Your only claim to fame in the business world is heckling those who have actual business experience. I would like to see some proof of your expertise, compared to us longs.

You are the perfect example of a wannabe.

You want to be taken seriously but you are seriously full of crap.

You are out of your league here and I am almost embarrassed for you.

You are an armature, small minded, repetitive and insignificant.

Boring as well.