I would like to take this opportunity to thank the douche nozzles that ran this bitch into the ditch allowing me to triple my share count and average down hugely into guaranteed major epic profit range.

If you are one of the many douche nozzles responsible please PM me so I can include you in on a handsome reward for your efforts, please include your role so I can power rank you among fellow douche nozzles to accurately adjust your earnings ratio/effort.

Note: Once I get 10 douche nozzles I will then have a full douche bag and will discontinue entries so don't delay claim your winning today

GO NTEK/NTGL