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Big Tuna's Daily Laugh
Posted On: 05/31/2015 12:53:55 PM
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Posted By: getmoreshares
Hillary is Pregnant

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a
physical, only to find out
that she's pregnant. She is furious! Here she is
about to run for President
and this has happened to her.


She calls Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How
could you
have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go
and get me
pregnant! How could you???!!! I can't believe this! I just
found out I am
five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault!!! YOUR FAULT!!!
Well, what have
you got to say???"


There is nothing but dead silence
on the end of the phone.


She screams again, "DID YOU
HEAR ME???!!!"


Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet
voice. In a barely audible
whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

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