Posted On: 05/24/2015 3:42:15 PM
Post# of 5246
Something was wrong
I woke up this morning at 8 o'clock and just felt that something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife, face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked.
I didn't know what to do!
Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30 AM daily.
A blonde was applying for a job as a prison guard. The warden said, "Now these are real tough guys in here. Do you think you can handle it?"
"No problem," the applicant replied, "If they don't behave, out they go!"
I woke up this morning at 8 o'clock and just felt that something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife, face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked.
I didn't know what to do!
Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30 AM daily.
A blonde was applying for a job as a prison guard. The warden said, "Now these are real tough guys in here. Do you think you can handle it?"
"No problem," the applicant replied, "If they don't behave, out they go!"
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