Posted On: 05/21/2015 7:33:43 AM
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"Things I Always Wanted To Say To Dave."
10. Alec Baldwin: "Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home."
9. Barbara Walters: "Did you know that you wear the same cologne as Muammar Qaddafi?"
8. Steve Martin: "Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake."
7. Jerry Seinfeld: "I have no idea what I'll do when you go off the air... You know, I just thought of something--I'll be fine."
6. Jim Carrey: "Honestly, Dave, I've always found you to be a bit of an over-actor."
(Carrey then overacts by messing up his own hair and making a crazy face.)
5. Chris Rock: "I'm just glad your show is being given to another white guy."
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale."
(The camera then pans over to Dreyfus' old co-star, Jerry Seinfeld, who looks shocked and sad implying that Dreyfus is talking about the "Seinfeld" finale.)
3. Peyton Manning: "You are to comedy what I am to comedy."
2. Tina Fey: "Thanks for finally proving men can be funny."
1. Bill Murray: "Dave, I'll never have the money I owe you.
"Things I Always Wanted To Say To Dave."
10. Alec Baldwin: "Of all the talk shows, yours is most geographically convenient to my home."
9. Barbara Walters: "Did you know that you wear the same cologne as Muammar Qaddafi?"
8. Steve Martin: "Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake."
7. Jerry Seinfeld: "I have no idea what I'll do when you go off the air... You know, I just thought of something--I'll be fine."
6. Jim Carrey: "Honestly, Dave, I've always found you to be a bit of an over-actor."
(Carrey then overacts by messing up his own hair and making a crazy face.)
5. Chris Rock: "I'm just glad your show is being given to another white guy."
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale."
(The camera then pans over to Dreyfus' old co-star, Jerry Seinfeld, who looks shocked and sad implying that Dreyfus is talking about the "Seinfeld" finale.)
3. Peyton Manning: "You are to comedy what I am to comedy."
2. Tina Fey: "Thanks for finally proving men can be funny."
1. Bill Murray: "Dave, I'll never have the money I owe you.
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