Posted On: 05/08/2015 2:56:29 PM
Post# of 5246
Afternoon FUNNY
A guy texts his neighbor:
Larry, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.
I know it’s no excuse but I don't get it at my house. I just can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.
Larry, feeling outraged and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.
Moments later Larry gets a second text:
I really should use my spell check! That should be "wifi" not "wife"
Sorry!
A guy texts his neighbor:
Larry, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.
I know it’s no excuse but I don't get it at my house. I just can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.
Larry, feeling outraged and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.
Moments later Larry gets a second text:
I really should use my spell check! That should be "wifi" not "wife"
Sorry!
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