The Imaginary er, *Colluders* stealing trillions of invisible "air" dollars are all that matter.

Never mind that Bordynuik made himself a multi-millionaire by defrauding dupes with his lies about $10/bbl oil and Magical Catalysts. It's all about the Epic Battle with Nefarious Cretans who are too stuck-on-stupid to know that a message board babbler with kindergarten language skills has deciphered their sooper-sekret code.