I'm seriously thinking about ordering batches of these drinks and loading them into my truck and cruising around the local college campuses and selling them in the alleys behind the dorms, or under the overpasses. I can even create my own network of incognito distributors, and hire some mules to run some product out to other colleges. In no time, I'll be trafficking this stuff onto every college campus within the surrounding states. Once I have all the college kids hooked on this stuff, my cartel will expand to other states. And the vice cops won't even be able to touch me. Mwah ha ha ha.