Happy Birthday 6th Birthday PTOI! You've come a long way in six short years!

I remember not so long ago, you were a wee little one-gallon tank and you have grown into the 20-ton plastic eating monster that you are today. Soon you will be set free to roam the earth, putting the kibosh on the arguments of fools and eliminating hordes of plastic wherever it may be found.

Congratulations! Many happy returns!