had to share this one. Two gals lived next door to each other, and, were good friends. Every morning, after their husbands left for work and the kids were off to school, they would just relax and have coffee together, smoking and talking.

One morning, one turned to the other and said, "Do you ever smoke after you've had sex?"

The friend looked a bit blank for a minute then responded, "Don't know, never looked."