i steal a lot of these from the 'The Old Timers Club' on the other board

A man was laying on the beach. The wind came up 
and blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big 
toe sticking out. 
An old nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking 
up, pulled down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She 
humped away till she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and 
left. 
The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what 
happened. The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore 
on it. He went to the Dr. and after an exam the doc told him he 
had syphilis of the big toe. 
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare." 
The doc said "You think that's rare, I had a woman in here this 
morning with athlete's pussy."