.....The Lemon Lady 
Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. 

She applyied for a job in a Florida lemon grove but seemed far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher. 

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" 
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! 
I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and voted for Obama."