There's a little boy in Ms. Hill's class named Rodger, and he's a little raunchy.

One day Ms. Hill goes, "Would anyone like to guess what's red and round?"

Rodger raises his hand and says, "A red ball."

"No, it's an apple," says Ms. Hill, "but I like the way you think."

Then she says, "What's orange and round?" Rodger says, "An orange ball."

"No, it's an orange, but I like the way you think."

Then Rodger says, "I got one for you, Ms. Hill. What's long and pink?"

Ms. Hill looks stern and says, "Rodger, that is unacceptable in my class!"

Then Rodger says, "Actually, it's an eraser, but I like the way you think!"