Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!