BEST SHORT JOKE OF
2014
For his birthday, little Joseph asked
for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, 'Son, we'd give you
one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your
mother just lost her
job. There's no way we can afford
it.'

The next day the father saw little
Joseph heading out the front door with a
suitcase.

So he asked, 'Son, where are you
going?'

Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking
past your room last night and heard you telling mum you
were pulling
out.

Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here
by myself with a $289,000 mortgage and no fuckin'
bike.