Tolerance is a two way street! Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster

speaking in Ontario, says, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends
are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the
goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.
Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."




"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the
mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call
one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a
topless bar would be called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door should be a
butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit
barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs." Across the street there
could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy
mannequins in the window modeling the "goods" and on the other side a liquor
store called "Morehammered."

All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand
of us. Yes, we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing
this on. And, if you are not laughing or smiling at this point, it is
either past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis time to put your
camel to bed.