pass this on: Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your

fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with

gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women

find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no

special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for

the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or

just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been

created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been

created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how

much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on

the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak

and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and

Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men

everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a

more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.