A Drover walks into a bar   with a pet crocodile by his  
side.  


He puts the crocodile  
up on the bar 
turns to the astonished  
patrons and says....  

"I'll make you a deal.  
I'll open this crocodile's  
mouth and place my  
manhood inside.  

Then the croc will close his  
mouth for one minute".  


"Then he'll open his mouth  
and I'll remove my unit  
unscathed.  

In return for witnessing  
this spectacle,  
each of you will buy me a  
drink".  


The crowd murmured their  
approval.  
The man stood up  
on the bar,  
dropped his trousers,  
and placed his Credentials  
and related parts in the  
crocodile's open mouth.  

The croc closed his mouth  
as the crowd gasped.  

After a minute, 
the man grabbed a beer  
bottle and smacked the  
crocodile really,really hard  
on the top of its head .  

The croc opened his mouth  
and the man removed his  
genitals unscathed as  
promised.  


The crowd cheered,  
and the first of his free  
drinks were delivered. 


The man stood up again  
and made another offer....  
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's  
willing to give it a try."  

A hush fell over the crowd.  
After a while,  
a hand went up in the  
back of the bar.  





A blonde woman timidly  
Spoke up..........  
"I'll try it - Just don't  
hit me so hard 
with the beer bottle!"