Yeah Jeff probably needs to go into Dave's office and give him some noogies or something...whatever a brother does to make a brother stop doing something that's annoying them. Maybe an indian burn or something.

Stop hitting yourself Dave.
Stop hitting yourself Dave.
Are you going to promise something we can't deliver?
Yes? Oh wrong answer.
Stop hitting yourself Dave.
Stop hitting yourself Dave.
Are you going to promise something we can't deliver?
No?
Good boy.

Then Jeff can put on his big boy pants and start running the damned company.

For some reason, I really love this visual.