Future Senators or House Members .........

Sven and Ole 

Two Minnesota engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, 
looking up. 

A woman walks by asks what they were doing. 

"Ve're supposed to find da height of dis flagpole, " said Sven, "but 
ve don't haff a ladder." 

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple bolts, and 
laid the pole down on the ground. 

Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, 
announced, 

"Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away. 

Ole shook his head and laughed. "Ain't dat just like a voman! Ve ask 
fer da height and she gives us da length!" 

Sven and Ole have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently 
serving in the United States Congress.