Three nuns were attending a Yankee baseball game. Behind them sat three men. Because the nuns' habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to pester the nuns, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."

Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, "I want to move to Montana. There are only 50 nuns living there."

The third guy yelled, "I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."

The mother superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, "Why don't you go to hell. There aren't any nuns there."