If you had bothered to check the updated syllabus, you would have seen that the "How To Invest In A Company That You Hate And Bitc- About It All Day Long And Still Be "OPTIMISTIC" was renamed to "How To Hold Management Accountable By Posting On Message Boards : Under the guise of buying more shares at a low cost per basis & definitely not flipping"

Because that is an advanced oration, we do recommend a refresher course of "Throw out a number: Any number and Hold the CEO & Company accountable to said number!!!" followed up by "Poor Me : I'm only trying to help"

Warning: if you mention Small Molecules again you may be diagnosed with ADD, OCD or OPP or immediately granted Full Tenure. We're unsure at present, because we just really don't understand molecules with a Napoleon Complex as of yet.

For those who have an affliction and are unable to express oneself, please feel free to join the Arts and Crafts portion of the symposium. Just cut and paste a pretty picture that expresses those funny feelings you have in your belly.

We wish you the best.