Posted On: 01/04/2015 11:03:58 PM
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An American astronaut has an emergency during his re-entry into earth's
atmosphere and his space craft crash-lands in the Australian bush, way
out in the middle of nowhere.
After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush clinic, very
rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is bandaged from head to foot.
He sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he
lies in his cot.
"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep sense of resignation and fear.
"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yesterday."
atmosphere and his space craft crash-lands in the Australian bush, way
out in the middle of nowhere.
After what seems like an eternity, he wakes up in a bush clinic, very
rustic, dirty, with foul smells and he is bandaged from head to foot.
He sees a very large, somewhat gruff looking nurse approaching him as he
lies in his cot.
"Did I come here to die?" he says with a deep sense of resignation and fear.
"No," the Aussie nurse replies, "You came here yesterday."
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