Posted On: 12/07/2014 5:46:04 PM
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Body Parts :: #2599
By Jungle JimBob from Ireland
Five reasons not to be a penis:
1) Your head is bald forever.
2) You live between two nuts.
3) An asshole lives behind you.
4) Your best mate’s a cunt.
5) When you get excited, you get sick and then faint.
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