Salty,
I once bounced all the way up
to have a pitcher of beer.

A bad guy had sucker punched me
from behind in my favorite jukebox hangout.
Knocked me out cold and he beat on me for a moment.
As i came to I saw the guy being chased out the front door.

In one of my more good moments
i realized if i chased him right then
I would be the one going to jail.

So i put a bandaid on the cut over my eye.
and settled in to a very nice pitcher of good draft.

Made me look like a tough guy for sure.