They have switched to sending me adds for sex aids for old men. I have no problem with that area. Everything this old man has works great. Running and eating well I guess. No Dirt-mouth don't even go there.

My daughter said "Dad please stop. These people are going to kill you". No they are not honey. That which does not kill me makes me stronger. Besides these people are afraid of me. Try to think of having everything and then zero. WOW is that a kicker.

I will steal a line from my late brother-in-law.

"Yea that I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil for I am the baddest sucker in the valley"

What might happen is they may kill themselves. Can't face the music.

May I suggest nail guns at 2 paces.

I have a nephew who will rent nail guns at a premium

His policy is "Take care of them and return promptly"

Don't do it dude. These people are not returning.

SEE YOU NEAR THE BELL OR BEFORE IF THE MOOD STRIKES ME.

GRAB THEM AND HOLD THEM. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DID NOT FUND YOUR ACCOUNT ??

I'M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING