So this guy walks into a doctor’s office with a terrible speech impediment.

The doctor says “How can I help you?”

The responds “d-d-d-d-d-doctor I have th-th-th-th-this h-h-h-h-h-orrible sp-sp-speech impediment”

The doctor says, “Calm down, calm down. Take off your clothes and lie on that table. I will give you a physical and find the problem”

So the guy says “o-ok-ok-ok-okay doctor” and does so

The doctor gets done with the physical and says “Well I have found your problem. Your dick is too large, and it is weighing down your vocal cords causing you to have a speech impediment. I am going to have to cut your penis off and replace it with a smaller penis”

The guy says “w-w-w-w-ell doctor, d-d-d-d-d-do-do whatever you h-h-h-h-h-ave to”

So the doctor goes through with the surgery and tells the guy to come back in a couple weeks to see how things are going

So the guy comes back a couple weeks later and says

“Doctor, it’s terrible. I can’t talk to women anymore. I have no confidence. I suck in the bed… all I want is my dick back”

And the doctor responds “f-f-f-f-f-fuck you”