A guy went out hunting.
He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled shotgun.
As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off..
..shot himself right in his penis.
Obviously, he had to see a doctor.
When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it.
As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card. “This is my brother’s card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him.”
The guy says “Is your brother a doctor?”
To which the doctor replies,
“No, he plays the flute.
He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye.”