Posted On: 10/23/2014 12:15:32 AM
Post# of 30066
Some items of interest for Amarantus investors:
• K-Mart's sale on Thicker Skins has been extended another week due to recent claims of bullying on investment message boards. Check it out on aisle 4. Those easily offended should pick up several just to be safe. Also, cheese and wine on sale on in the grocery section.
• Barnes and Noble announces two of the latest best-selling titles are now in stock...
"The Hypocrite's Guide to Micromanaging Investments"
"Strategies for Holding Management's Feet to the Fire–Without Actually Contacting Management"
• Investor Envy counseling group meets every Friday night at the local unemployment office. The group has recently opened admission for those who are employed but would rather spend their time posting on message boards than actually going to work.
• Self-help class starting this weekend for nervous investors...
"Understanding the Ostrich: How to Have Complete Confidence in Your Investments"
I love having as many AMBS shares as I have... many millions more than some who invested their 'hard earned" dollars. I got all of my shares using money I picked off the money tree planted in my back yard. No actual work involved... other than a few mouse clicks. That's the story going around, anyway.
• K-Mart's sale on Thicker Skins has been extended another week due to recent claims of bullying on investment message boards. Check it out on aisle 4. Those easily offended should pick up several just to be safe. Also, cheese and wine on sale on in the grocery section.
• Barnes and Noble announces two of the latest best-selling titles are now in stock...
"The Hypocrite's Guide to Micromanaging Investments"
"Strategies for Holding Management's Feet to the Fire–Without Actually Contacting Management"
• Investor Envy counseling group meets every Friday night at the local unemployment office. The group has recently opened admission for those who are employed but would rather spend their time posting on message boards than actually going to work.
• Self-help class starting this weekend for nervous investors...
"Understanding the Ostrich: How to Have Complete Confidence in Your Investments"
I love having as many AMBS shares as I have... many millions more than some who invested their 'hard earned" dollars. I got all of my shares using money I picked off the money tree planted in my back yard. No actual work involved... other than a few mouse clicks. That's the story going around, anyway.
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