Posted On: 10/20/2014 9:56:51 AM
Post# of 5246
LONELY 78-yr-old WIDOW WANTS HUSBAND
A lonely 78-year-old widow That DECIDED it was time to marry again.
So she put an ad in the local newspaper the That read:
'Husband wanted. Must be in my age group. Must not beat me. Must not run around on me,
and must still be good in bed. All Applicants Please apply in person.'
The following day, she Heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not considering me to really asking you, are you?" the widow asked: "Just look at you! You have no legs!"
The old gent smiled: "Therefore, I can not run around on you."
"You don 't have any arms either ". she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled and said, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and intently Asked: "Are you still good in bed?"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, did not?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday!!
Thanks Andy
A lonely 78-year-old widow That DECIDED it was time to marry again.
So she put an ad in the local newspaper the That read:
'Husband wanted. Must be in my age group. Must not beat me. Must not run around on me,
and must still be good in bed. All Applicants Please apply in person.'
The following day, she Heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
"You're not considering me to really asking you, are you?" the widow asked: "Just look at you! You have no legs!"
The old gent smiled: "Therefore, I can not run around on you."
"You don 't have any arms either ". she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled and said, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and intently Asked: "Are you still good in bed?"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, did not?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday!!
Thanks Andy
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