'LONELY 78-yr-old WIDOW WANTS HUSBAND
. A lonely 78-year-old widow That DECIDED it was time to marry again
She put an ad in the local newspaper the That read: "Husband wanted
Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on
and I must still be good in bed. All Applicants Please apply in person. "
The following day, she Heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,
she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
've Had No arms or legs.
"You're not Consider me to really asking you, are you? "
the widow Asked: "Just look at you - you have no legs!"
The old gent Smiled: "THEREFORE, I can not run around on you"
"You don 't have ! any arms either ". she snorted
Again, the old man Smiled: "THEREFORE, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and intently Asked: "Are you still good in bed?"
The old man Leaned back, beamed a big smile and said:
? "I rang the doorbell, did not I"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday