Posted On: 10/17/2014 11:44:10 AM
Post# of 9964
Just to cheer you all up:
3 men died on Christmas. They get to the gates and are stopped by St. Peter. St. Peter tells them that since it is Christmas he will let them in if the have something in their pocket to remind him of Christmas.
The first man reaches into his pocket and pulls out matches, lights one and says, "This is to represent the light that led the wisemen to Jesus." St Peter, impressed lets him in.
The second man pulls out his key, shakes them and says, "This is a symbol for the sounds of Christmas bells." St. Peter lets him in.
They 3rd man reaches into a pocket and pulls out a pair of red panties. St. Peter says, "Now how so those represent Christmas?" The man replies, "They were Carol's."
3 men died on Christmas. They get to the gates and are stopped by St. Peter. St. Peter tells them that since it is Christmas he will let them in if the have something in their pocket to remind him of Christmas.
The first man reaches into his pocket and pulls out matches, lights one and says, "This is to represent the light that led the wisemen to Jesus." St Peter, impressed lets him in.
The second man pulls out his key, shakes them and says, "This is a symbol for the sounds of Christmas bells." St. Peter lets him in.
They 3rd man reaches into a pocket and pulls out a pair of red panties. St. Peter says, "Now how so those represent Christmas?" The man replies, "They were Carol's."
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